iguanaing

Avoiding being with someone by telling them you have better things to do, when in reality, you are doing nothing. Essentially saying "I'd rather do nothing than you"!
Rooted in the fact that iguanas sit around and do nothing all day.

When Sid realized how attractive Lizzie was, he regretted iguanaing her!

iguanaing by optimaloutfits April 21, 2018

Iguananese 

A secret language spoken by the few. James Bond 007, along with Karen the mouse Cougar created a magical language. Only the few which obviously cant be talked about know it including Anthony and Kevin (woops).

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I like cake

Last night Karen was perfecting my Iguananese.

Iguananese by Kevin wessy January 12, 2009

Iguanadong 

When a guy has a long ass dick

Did y’all see Noah walking around the locker in his boxers ? He has an iguanadong!

Iguanadong by Puro956 March 1, 2019

ancient ass iguanana 

An insult and compliment (combined into one) used to describe your retarded crackhead of a best friend who will do dumb shit with you all the time. You will meet them in your Pre-AP English class during your freshman year in high school. After about a year you will drop them because they attempted to kill your boyfriend. They may also accidentally send you a short video on Snapchat of their non-existent titties. Exposing them for their pure stupidity and bitchiness is HIGHLY recommended.

"Belle, you're a fucking ancient ass iguanana."
"Oh, yeah, I exposed an ancient ass iguanana the other day."

ancient ass iguanana by smellanie melanie October 29, 2020