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Escargatoire 

A snail hostelry; being a place where snails can snuggle up to each other and relax without fear of being trodden on with the hobnail boots of a passing deity, rather like as with mankind with his relation to a country inn on coming back from a hard day’s labour.
If a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? Is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?
Escargatoire by Zamboozee March 5, 2011
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Escarrega 

The best Mexicans. Especially if their names are Arthur, Karissa, Joseph, David, or Angelo
Man 1: Man did you meet the Escarrega's down the block that kid David is hella cool.
Man 2: No I haven't had the chance but I will now.
Escarrega by TheLastMehican January 29, 2018

encarcelado 

Biggest simp you’ll ever meat. He’s the type of guy to get mad over someone stealing an egirl that wasn’t even his in the first place. If you ever RUN into him, make sure to RUN the other way
Hi encarcelado !
encarcelado by la mesa habladora November 5, 2020