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THE GREATEST FUCKING FRUIT EVER. THIS SWEET YELLOW/GREEN SON OF A GOD WILL MAKE THE BEST ICE CREAM EVER. THE MANGO IS SO SUPERIOR, NORTH KOREA CONSIDERS IT A FUCKING GOD ALONGSIDE KIM-JONG-UN. EAT THIS FRUIT AND YOU WILL GO TO A SWEET, FRUITY HEAVEN. IT IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR EVERYDAY APPLES, PINEAPPLES, AND THOSE OTHER BORING FRUITS I DON'T LIKE TO MENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BORING!
Mango by iiZekrital August 27, 2017
Hey bro, that fruit looks so trash unlike Mango

I wish I was a Mango

Go fuck a Mango
Mango by Loliisnotillegal May 28, 2018
A name for your special someone who you love very much. Used for someone who is sweet on the inside and outside like a mango
John: You're my mango and I love you
Brooke: I don't get it but I love you too!
Dad: "What's a mango?"

Me: "Big froot. Tasty froot."

Dad: "Ah, okay!"
Mango by KeyTripleT August 5, 2018
Character on Saturday Night Live played by Chris Kattan. Mango is an exotic male stripper who seems to attract every man's attention when he walks in the room. Not to mention the fact he wears tight gold shorts.
"I want to have-a the Mango!"
Mango by Jetman December 28, 2005
"Why does everyone think that I'm the homo-gay?" said Mango.
Mango by you mother August 8, 2003