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Macca's Run 

Ancient Australian Proverb - A Macca's run is a sacred late night ritual performed by all p-plate license holding kids in Australia. It's a trip to the local Maccas at a late hour with you, the deso driver, and one faithful mate to carry all the orders that only half your fucking useless friends have paid for and if you're the only fucker sober at the party it's your arse asking for 40 fucking oreo McFlurry's at 2 AM.
Drunk friends:Macca's run?
Deso driver: Ugh, okay.
Macca's Run by altjt February 25, 2015
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Marco's Virginity 

Does not exist. Marco lost it under a table inside a middle school where no one has found it. People say if you go under the exact table and yell pussy then his virginity will appear right in front of your eyes.
Marco's Virginity is a legend.
Marco's Virginity by Spicy_Ness January 23, 2017
That is what Australian's call the giant golden arches conglomerate (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.
"No country with a Macca's has ever waged war against the United States."
macca's by Diego August 15, 2003

Macca's Hoe 

A cheap slut found in McDonald's establishments, usually has a really bogan Australian name, like Lara, Sharleen or Mariah. Has a fat beer gut or is just fat in general, and personal hygiene is at an all time low. Usually a 2 out of 10. The only guys that go after them are those that have lost all faith in their ability to pick up chicks or are on the verge of becoming gay. Will happily be someones side bitch.
Me: Hey Louie, hows your macca's hoe going?
Louie: Shut up thot she's better than my auntie.
Macca's Hoe by notloogieyeet August 26, 2018

Macca's Vagina 

Macca's Vagina is the worst thing that someone can smell, as it smells like a combination of dead barramundi and a garbage bin that has never been emptied. It claws at the back of your throat and can sometimes make you regurgitate your most recent meal.
Blind Man: What's that smell? Are we walking past a pile of dead fish?
James Dack: Nah, it's Macca's vagina!

Marco's Pizza 

the fucking worst fucking pizza place dont fucking work here
man, marco's pizza is the fucking worst place to work

Macca’s 

mcdonald’s in australia. that’s where they eat they’re bRiCKiE
aussie 1:i’m starved mate
aussie 2:let’s go to Macca’s for bRiCKiE
Macca’s by yehet:/ August 21, 2019