Emmet 

The sweatiest in the room. Always is moist on the head, and is bullied by the grade above him. Has a naturally annoying attitude. He also has a way of making people ante him naturally. He can normally be found sliding around in his basement, and pissing in his cat’s litter box.

“Bro that man looks like he hasn’t showered in 10 days.”
“Yea he’s a emmet”

Emmet by Roach988 February 27, 2019

Emmet 

A scrawny weirdo usually with long, greasy hair. He boasts that he showers every day, but everyone knows he doesn’t. He dresses like a clown and listens to music all the time and spams on Instagram.

“Look at that greasy clown”, he reminds me of an emmet.

Emmet by Rolyab February 27, 2019

emmet 

homosexual

emmets pretty gay amiriteoramirite

emmet by thats right you gay February 8, 2018

Emmet 

a killjoy, somebody who is paranoid at parties and social gathering. feels the need to ruin the fun of others. has negative connotations. not to be confused with the responsible person who wont let people drink and drive and parties and calls cabs.

Hey dude, Stop being an Emmet, your ruining everyone's fun

Emmet by CAKECHEF December 14, 2010

emmet 

Emmet, dirty scumbags from southern Ireland, not a knacker or a chav but close

One who uses cheap pick up lines to get humiliated and
wears a kurt russell t-shirt symbolising his love for him.

One who likes not to shower or bathe

One who never changes their clothes

The word emmet can be used to explain the crude, dirty, anti social, crminal acts they participate in

thats one emmet of a beard you got there(you need to shave that raccoon off your face you dirty bastard)

that emmet on the newspaper should be sent to jail

they like to emmet(shag)sheep

ya shower of emmets(bastards)

emmet by chris chaivoksy October 17, 2007

emmet 

Emmet / Emmit

One of thousands of stinking, sweating tourists that haul their fat arses down to Cornwall every summer and pollute our beaches with their foul stench, beer cans, used condoms and mcdonalds wrappers.
Easily identifiable by their crisp red skin, "damn seagulls" hat, and Fat Willy's jumper.

fuck off home you nasty emmets

emmet by blimp August 20, 2003

Emmet 

A Cornish term for a tourist or holidaymaker, also used to describe foreigners in general, and (usually light-heartedly) to describe someone who lives in the town, but is not local to it.

Origin unknown. Believed to be derived from the Cornish word for 'ant', due to the similarity of a plague of tourists descending on a town to a colony of ants. This is unlikely however, as the Cornish word for 'ant' is 'morya'.

"Kint 'ardly breathe 'ere in summer, chap. Too many bloody emmets!"

"Wish we could stop all these emmets invading our country every summer, but they pays our wages, so t'would be silly really."

Emmet by GwresYnKernow October 30, 2008