elephant turd 

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.

Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.

elephant turd by TheLivingGoober August 17, 2008

Elephant Turd 

To go immensely insane, preferably within a night club

"We stomp through like an elephant herd/ And we don't go ape shit we go elephant turd. That's my word" -Big Wax

Elephant Turd by SSBMMasta August 21, 2010

elephant turd in the room 

Something everyone tries to ignore but which has gotten much worse than just the elephant.

It was somewhat easier, they all thought, to just continue to pretend not to smell the horrific, near paralyzing stench of the elephant turd in the room.

elephant turd in the room by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019