Dunkel 

(Dun-kull) (Noun)
A person of low intelligence, extreme annoying tendencies, and a severe lack of talent; completely oblivious to their faults.

"Phillip, you completed your exam upside down, I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you on account of being a dunkel," said Mr. Steinberg

"Dude, when I told you to get us a pizza, I didn't mean to go out and buy a freakin' Lunchable. You're a total dunkel!"

You're such a dunkel that before you were born, you're mom asked if you were going to be a boy or a girl, and the doctor replied, "neither, you're giving birth to a healthy baby dunkel."

Dunkel by Connie Rad November 3, 2012

Dunkel 

Verb: The act of voluntarily shitting and cumming at the same time.

Noun: The mixture of shit and semen as a result of dunkeling.

Verb: "Lisa's such a slut. I hear she dunkels on the first date."

"That girl is so hot I'm afraid I might just dunkel in my pants!"

Noun: "I wouldn't mind cleaning up the VIP room if it wasn't covered in dunkel."

"There was so much dunkel it smelled like the bathroom in a freshman guys' dorm. "

Dunkel by Dunkel King October 12, 2013

Dunkel 

Taking a shit after drinking a lot. Liquid shit after a night of binge drinking.

"Dude I laid a massive Dunkel"

"He just had the worst Dunkel in his live after having the best night of his live."

Dunkel by WirSindLeipzig August 21, 2021

Dunkel 

When you dunk a girls head in a tub or bucket filled with water and apples. As she’s dunked under the water you fuck her in the ass. When you cum, she has to come up with an apple or the process is repeated.

That girl got dunkeled last night.

Dunkel by AjShan May 22, 2018

Dunkel 

Elaborate belts with oversized buckles. The buckle is ogre-sized and looks like a wrestling belt.

John Cena was jealous of her dunkel

Dunkel by Wandering Uterus November 28, 2019

Dunkel 

Lit. german for "dark"
or a type of dark wheat-beer

I drank a dunkel.

Dunkel by Skyl0 November 27, 2022

Dunkel Dig 

An alternate name for a cigarette, most commonly used and mixed with Basketball slang.

"Ben, give me my Dunkel Digs!"
"Pass me a dunk"
"Let's shoot some hoops."
"Let's dunk a couple baskets."

Dunkel Dig by King Shade October 16, 2008