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Extreme Texting 

a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.

There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone
Phillip: This dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!

Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............
Extreme Texting by mcom7 January 9, 2010

Pony Express Texting 

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back
Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol