longhe 

Very manly, stand up individual. Above average in most every way. Believes in courage like men of the past, not the cowardly "gang mentality" wimps of today. Stands up for what is right when others are shrinking into the woodwork.

That guy saved some kid from getting curbed by that group of losers, he is a real longhe.

longhe by Ripper September 21, 2005

Longtermgevity 

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".

Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.

Longtermgevity by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016

take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

take a picture, it'll last longer! by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Longhouse 

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.

-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.

Longhouse by karqz November 12, 2022

Loughery Ness Monster 

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.

Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

Loughery Ness Monster by Harry McGill July 20, 2011

longest definition 

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person 1: why so longest definition so long
person 2: i dont fuckin know

longest definition by MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW June 19, 2021

longbeachgriffy 

A funny youtube

"Hey dad, did you see the new longbeachgriffy video"

"I AM NOT YOUR DAD"

longbeachgriffy by KeplerA7 December 22, 2018