April 13th 

People born on this day are amazing people. They are stubborn but great to get to know. These intelligent Aries know what they want, and will get it by any means. They will also say whatever they want, and fuck whoever they want

Dang, I wish I was born in April 13th. Those some cool ass niggas.

April 13th by Sarah greatman October 15, 2019

April 13th 

A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born

I wish I was born on April 13th!

April 13th by terranze October 20, 2019

April 13th 

National shut the fuck up day

Oh it's April 13th, you know what that means.

April 13th by jdjsnffjdkdnnfsk April 12, 2021

April 13th 

On April 13th, after grabbing booty and the 6 inch, stop with these stupid national holidays.

Today is April 13th! Oh yes that's when all this bullshit ends.

April 13th by McThicc69 May 25, 2018

april 13th 

the most amazing person in the worlds b-day... especially if their name starts with an f or ends with an e

person 1: omg it’s april 13th today!!
person 2: oMg ReAlLy!!?¿
person 1: yea, I sure hope f******** like the present I got her!

april 13th by issa sEcReT October 28, 2019

April 13th 

April 13th is the day where you have to hug your crush and spend the whole day with her. It could also be the birthday of a muslim too.

Its April 13th, (Crush name), wanna hangout today?

April 13th by EpicFirePixel October 22, 2019

April 13th 

April 13 is the date when Homestuck was created and put up on the internet by Andrew Hussie No it isn't National Sexual day or National grab an ass day, no fucking world leader is going to announce that shit, and for sure no fucking authority figure is going to be like, "Oh yeah, even though she didn't like you touching her ass, I'll allow it because its National grab an ass day" so stop with the sexual harassment shit.
However, unlike this bullshit, Homestuck is celebrated by a bunch of weebs and nerds who read it. There have been 10 whole years celebrated since Homestuck was up. It is also the characters John Egbert and Jane Crocker's birthdays. This years April 13th was a bit big, leaking into other people's life.

16 year old sex offender:Hey, have you heard, its April 13th today.

Homestuck: Yeah, its John Egberts birthday today. That's why I also want to buy grey face paint.

16 year old sex offender: Who's that, I thought it was grab an ass day and finger someone day, so that's why last year I grabbed that 13 year olds ass and finger my girlfriend while she slept.

Homestuck: You need mental help.

April 13th by utweetusdeletus53 October 18, 2019