august 2nd

if your born on this day your absolute legend and you are an ultimate bad bitch. your very strong and you’ve been thru so much but you refuse to give you. keep going sexy

‘whens your birthday?’
‘august 2nd why?’
‘your a legend then’

august 2nd by sadbiach November 20, 2020

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August 2nd

A birthday of a person with a big ass dick for how big that dick is we can't call him human

Victim: Pull out yo dick
Y/N*pulls out dick*
Victim: Were you born on August 2nd?
Y/N: How'd you know???
Victim: August 2nd dicks are the biggest

August 2nd by August 2nd Mfuka September 29, 2021

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August 2nd

August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.

Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "

August 2nd by Jesus mk2 July 8, 2021

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August 2nd

Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.

“Are you born on August 2nd?”
“Yea why?”
“You must be Jesus reincarnated.”

August 2nd by Kabib Argonoph October 15, 2019