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onion tits 

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base
Jason had an onion tits moment
onion tits by onion1 October 12, 2019

Shin-oniontitis 

When someone eats onions and has an allergic reaction - their shins starts to hurt. (inflammation of the shins due to eating onions)
OMG! My coworker ordered me a big mac and forgot to say "no onions" and I ate it anyways, My shin-oniontitis is starting to kick in.
Shin-oniontitis by Bdizzle88 February 15, 2024