Ethan Han 

A mystical creature that tend to 装逼 in the Chinese International school of Keystone Academy

He is also outrageously ugly

Why are you such an Ethan Han?
You play basketball like Ethan Han!

Ethan Han by AesBusta696969 September 8, 2019

Ethan Haneef 

Blacc Boi, Has the BIG GAY, Anime Weeb Lord, ETHAN HANEEF!!!

Jacob - "Bro have you seen the new anime thing?"
John - "Yeah, it sucked."
Jacob - "Don't say that around here, dude!"
John - Why not?"
{Sounds From A Distance} - "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jacob - "Thanks a lot dude'
{ETHAN HANEEF} *Throws Massive Shuriken And Kills Them Both*

Ethan Haneef by xXJazzMasterXx September 7, 2018

Ethan Hannon 

He's A Really Nice Guy With A Massive Cock and Will Do You Good In Bed.

Ethan Hannon is so sexy

Ethan Hannon by BigCockASaurus December 1, 2020

ethan hanson 

the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.

Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?

Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?

YEAH!

ethan hanson by Mister Robato69 March 7, 2017

Ethan Hand 

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

Ethan Hand by Rubberback November 26, 2018