frosted cookie 

A group of guys circle around a cookie and jack off on it, like a bukkake but with a cookie, the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

I lost that frosted cookie last night, now I hate frosting and cookies.

frosted cookie by Rostamufasa November 22, 2013

Frosted Her Cookie

When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant

Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you

Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!

Frosted Her Cookie by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020

frosted thumb print cookie 

When a man fingers their partners anus with his thumb while either self stimulating or having vaginal intercourse to the point of ejaculation, when the thumb is removed and the anus is covered in ejaculate. Named for the appearance and method of baking a thumb print cookie.

I gave her a frosted thumb print cookie for the first time tonight.

frosted thumb print cookie by Luck O’ the Irish August 26, 2019

Frosted chocolate chip cookie 

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

Frosted chocolate chip cookie by ddlovato April 23, 2023

Frosted Sugar Cookies

THE BEST COOKIE TO GRACE MANKIND IN ALL OF HISTORY

IF U DISAGREE, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN

Jamal: Ayo Tom, you got any Frosted Sugar Cookies?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?

Frosted Sugar Cookies by CrispyRoti October 9, 2022

Frosted sugar cookies

You either love them or hate them. They're drier than a desert but taste absolutely amazing. You WILL need a glass of milk with these delights.

Guy 1: Hey, I got some frosted sugar cookies!

Guy 2: What, why? Those are disgusting, throw them away!

Guy 3: What? No, those are the best cookies ever!

*Proceed to a race war only its cookies*

Frosted sugar cookies by Squashybead2217 September 22, 2023

Frosted sugar cookies

A soft yet dry cookie with frosting on top of it. Some love it and some hate it. There is no in between to this cookie, I've never seen a cookie fanbase have such a war between this treat.

Guy1: Hey I love these frosted sugar cookies!
Guy2: Ew! Those are so dry and too sweet!
Guy1: Go hang yourself.

Frosted sugar cookies by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024