Revolution 9

One of the best songs ever written. Revolution number 9 is a strange piece by The Beatles on their White Album. Along with I Am The Walrus, it has some of the strangest lyrics in The Beatles History, such as "As time passes, he knew he would grow a little bit older and get a little bit slower," and "Take this, brother, may it serve you well." Started many of the infamous "Paul is dead" rumours. It consists of mainly tapes cut and played backwards accompanied by an unidentified voice saying "Number 9" repeatedly in the background. One way that one of these rumours started was when everyone realized that there were many "refferences to death" in this song- and that paul did not work on it at all. Paul presumably died in a car crash at five o'clock on a wednesday morning, and another feature of this song was the inclusion of the sound of a car skidding and then crashing, with paul crying out in pain afterwards. As strange as this seems, this song was created by John Lennon to try to create the visual effects of a revolution through music. The song is very famous for being the most bizarre and longest piece the beatles ever wrote.

After people played Revolution 9 backwards, somehow, the words "turn me on dead men" convinced people that paul mccartney has died from a car crash.

Revolution 9 by b00y0u August 9, 2012

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Revolution 9

Revolution 9 (Originally named Revelations 9) was coded message on how to summon demons. Found by famous member and co-founder of the satanist sect the BEATLES (Beasts of Eternity, Arise To our Loud Enjoin. Satan!) John Lennon in the Lesser Key of Solomon and. John first used this songs power to summon a powerful Succubus named יוקו אונו, ילדו של לוציפר ומשמיד את כל מה שטוב (Real Name is untranslatable so she was just called Yoko Ono).

John, Yoko and fellow cultist George Harrison created a perfect english version of the song to transform the world into a living hell. However before they could release it all three got very high and messed with the audio. The next day they found their translation missing.

The BEATLES went on a Magical Mystery Tour to find their missing song but it was to no avail. While the BEATLES disbanded in 1970 after John and Yoko attempted to recruit more demons in the closest place to hell they could find (New York).

Legend has it that George and Ringo still search for the original Revolution 9 lyrics to this day

Person 1: Have you heard their making a new rendition of Revolution 9
Person 2: Don't you know that song's a satanic ritual in disguise
Person 1: What, no *secretly a satanist*

Revolution 9 by Titanmaniac August 7, 2019

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