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mommy luncher 

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.
Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.
mommy luncher by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015
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I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher 

A meme started years ago. 2015-2016
Tim: Im gay
Kevin: I'm bi
Jerry: I'm les
Tyrone: I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

missile launchers 

Term to discribe large erect nipples on a set of moobs.
"I see your trying to show off those guns Mr. Tight Shirt, but I can't seem to look past those missile launchers fat boy!"
missile launchers by n00bch0p February 11, 2009

cocket launcher 

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick
I bet he's a good cocket launcher

launcher thingy 

A device used to launch things great distances. Originally invented in mideval times, it was then refered to as a "trebuchet."
"WE SHOULD BUILD A TREBUCHET!"
"You mean a launcher thingy?"
launcher thingy by GaryJMeyer August 13, 2006

load launcher 

"Man, I was a load launcher last night." I pulled out and my wad hit her on the forehead!
load launcher by Daverr May 14, 2008

grenade launcher 

The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.
grenade launcher by jinful February 26, 2010