The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.
When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "
" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.
The Snogging Scale:
1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands 2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss 4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty
1. " So how did your date go last night?"
(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"
"Oo-er"
2. (Extract from the book)
"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."
kindergardener 1: ewww look at that, romeo is aqua snogging the underdeveloped juliet!
kindergardener 2: why dont you ever snog me like that?! im gonna go off and aqua snog my new boyfriend, he supports me, he as a cookie, he's gonna make me comfortably well off!
kindergardener 1: slut!