mushroom slape

a slape with the head of the dick

fred mushroom slaped maggie

mushroom slape by fred faulkner August 1, 2009

Mushroom Shaped Bruise 

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

Mushroom Shaped Bruise by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

mushroom-shaped welt 

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.

Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.

mushroom-shaped welt by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004