Spelljacked 

The act of changing perfectly good words by a cell phone spell checker at the moment a text is send. Or changing a misspelled word to something that’s not even close and then sending the text without giving you any options.

John: “Dude, where did you learn to spell? Your text was all messed up.”

Dave: “I know, my cell spelljacked my text again.”

Spelljacked by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

Spelljacked 

Having your words autocorrected by spellcheck, changing the entire meaning of your text.

Sorry baby, that's not what the text was supposed to say, I got spelljacked!

Spelljacked by CurtisBlacklabel June 18, 2019

Shellacked 

An appropriate past tense verb when indicating several King Raven helicopters were just taken out by nemacyst artillery.

"Our birds just got shellacked!!!"

Shellacked by youcancallmezack January 4, 2009

shellacked 

The state of being drunk

I was so shellacked last night that I lost count of how many beers I drank

shellacked by youcancallmeal February 26, 2004

shellacked 

When you steal something from someone and it's the last of that person's property.

I stumbled upon the rest of Janice's Oreo's. I was so stoned and there were only 8 left so I shellacked them.

shellacked by The Word Burglar January 7, 2008