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monkey ass

One who acts badly or stupid.
I'll whoop yo monkey ass.
monkey ass by whatever 33 January 23, 2008

monkey ass

Ima kick yo monkey ass.
monkey ass by WICKED April 29, 2003

monkey ass

The resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning ass reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey's ass which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful.
(See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)
Dude I gotta take a shower - I got some wicked monkey ass!
monkey ass by zagnut February 21, 2005

monkey ass

1) Someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form.

2) A human being with a large baboon-like ass. Synonym: Baboon-Ass
1) Look! That guy is eating his own poo! What a monkey ass!

2) Holy shit! The bum on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! What a monkey ass!

Monkey ass

The chapped ass you get after sweating all day be it at work or in gym.
"Man I've got hella monkey ass"
Monkey ass by gabstrodamus May 13, 2014

Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas
MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!
Monkey ass by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020