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An awesome guy that has somehow become the focus of a lotta people that are mistreating him for fun. He's also funny if you have no ears, likes to avoid problems but trouble seems to find him anyways.

He's also one handsome devil.... Someone had to say it, we're all thinking it anyways.... ....( Is too.)

Most important
... He likes the lady's.....

He is the HE-MAN type of dude whose masculinity is apparent even at great distances.... (Example....). ( Sooooooo..... NOT gay).
Hey you know what? That Matko is actually kinda awesome, I just didn't know till we all had talked in a relaxed setting and drank some whiskey.
Matko by HE-MANDUDE October 6, 2022
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Matko is gay
Matko by Nigalation111 September 15, 2020
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Matko is a cool looking dude who is generally a little overweight and his friends pick on him for that.
He also spends most of his time playing Counter Strike at which he p00ns.
"Yo, Matko what's up?"

"Nothing, just playing CS.."

"But it's 4am!"

"Yeah, and?"
Matko by JeboteZelenko September 10, 2009
Matko is a great friend. He always helps his classmates with homework and other stuff.
He is a loving person who uses word "nobody" all the time. When you are around him you feel smart and happy because his energy is strong and pleasing.
Party at Matko's basement?
Matko by nobody people November 21, 2021
Matko is a person who gets no bitches and is extremely gay.
Matko still can't get any bitches.
Matko by Requs March 31, 2022
Usually short guy. With deviant smile and rash's on body. Also with mold under his nails. Also he likes to scan his nails.
Matko: Looking all lesson on his nails, scans it and smiles on it.
Matko by RollerSVK June 12, 2019
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Matko by Nigalation111 September 15, 2020