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A streetballer who is unstoppable, unguardable, and has the sweetest jumper in the game. His inside and outside game is flawless. If you guard him close, he'll drive in on you. If you give him room, he'll hit the 20 footer over you. He'll post you hit and hit the fadaway*. If he's double teamed, he'll find the open man and get the assist. Rebounding machine... at least 12 boards a game. Amazing player. Every team he's on wins, every team anyone else is on loses. Cause everyone else sucks. He's the greatest.

*this sentence is not a typo.
Damn, 11-14 shooting, 22 points, 13 boards, 5 assists, 2 blocks, 2 steals... that's Khachik-esque.
Khachik by Man0fAir November 12, 2008
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A streetballer who is unstoppable, unguardable, and has the sweetest jumper in the game. His inside and outside game is flawless. If you guard him close, he'll drive in on you. If you give him room, he'll hit the 20 footer over you. He'll post you hit and hit the fadeaway*. If he's double teamed, he'll find the open man and get the assist. Rebounding machine... at least 12 boards a game. Amazing player. Every team he's on wins, every team anyone else is on loses. Cause everyone else sucks. He's the greatest.

*this sentence is not a typo.
Damn, 11-14 shooting, 22 points, 13 boards, 5 assists, 2 blocks, 2 steals... that's Khachik-esque.
Khachik by Man0fAir December 9, 2008
A streetballer who is unstoppable, unguardable, and has the sweetest jumper in the game. His inside and outside game is flawless. If you guard him close, he'll drive in on you. If you give him room, he'll hit the 20 footer over you. He'll post you hit and hit the fadeaway*. If he's double teamed, he'll find the open man and get the assist. Rebounding machine... at least 12 boards a game. Amazing player. Every team he's on wins, every team anyone else is on loses. Cause everyone else sucks. He's the greatest.

*this sentence is not a typo.
Damn, 11-14 shooting, 22 points, 13 boards, 5 assists, 2 blocks, 2 steals... that's Khachik-esque.
Khachik by Man0fAir December 11, 2008
Chinese creator and dictator of Sofifa.com, bans people for fun and reveals people's alts while not giving a shit about the site. Well known for his poor English which makes him a bit of a meme.
Can't take critisism of China and hands out bans for it.
Person 1: Yeah I got muted again..
Person 2: Fuck that chink khachin is at it again..
Person 1: imma create an alt
Khachin: *bans alt because he insulted china*
Khachin by KayKZ May 2, 2021
A really cool phrase or outburst describing something awesome. This phrase is commonly used by cool people.

When something is REALLY awesome you can add another "Kachika," therefore making it "Kachika, Kachika."
Mac: I just got a new trampoline
Hannah: KACHIKA, KACHIKA!
Kachika by Hannah and Mac February 23, 2009
cool way of saying "gucci"
im going to increase my swag points, so now ima say "khachi" instead of "gucci"
Hindi Slang

refers to a Good looking person who is intellectually incompetent.
Look at Shivam, he is such a Khachak.
khachak by ashwinpant May 15, 2019