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Britney Speared 

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
Britney Speared by badugah February 21, 2009

Britney Spared 

Noun- threatening to kill someone ...one more time, but shaving their head instead, sparing their life.
Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.
Britney Spared by kyleighrilynn January 24, 2019

Britney Spearsed it 

When wearing a short skirt and you flash your crotch while getting out of a vehicle.
I totally Britney Spearsed it getting out of my boyfriends truck last night, thank god I was wearing underwear and no one saw me.