Smoop 

Everything and anything, yet so much better. The alpha, the omega. Would be the best possible thing imaginable, but it is far too immense for mortal minds. You must embrace the Smoop, or die. Like God, only much better.

Josh: You smell.

Michael: Fight me.

Josh: Take this!

Michael: *Is protected by Smoop*

Josh: *Implodes*

Smoop by SmooppoomS April 26, 2009

smoop 

Smoking and pooping at the same time.

I like to have a nice smoop after dinner.

smoop by homestar85 September 16, 2011

smoop 

a smelly poop

Britney Spears: hey justin, where were you?

Justin Timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.

smoop by KoRnMAGGOT December 31, 2009

Smoop 

A small extremely cute female duck, who lives in the nook; of which only one exists.

She is the smoop.

Smoop by Mr. Snoop December 9, 2008

Smoop 

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while taking a poop.

Jeffrey: Why do you have a bong in your bathroom?

Rick: That’s for my morning smoop, right after my coffee.

Smoop by JohnnyTremaine February 17, 2019

Smoop 

The action of first:
Wiping your finger that has just been wiped around the rim of your butthole and or your crotch sweat, followed by:
Swiping this finger in an unsuspecting friends face.

Nick: Hey josh..

Josh: Yea?

*Nick wipes his hand on Josh's face*

Josh: Why the fuck did that smell like dead asshole?

Nick: Because I just smooped you.

laugh.

Smoop by NickPags March 9, 2008

smoop 

Smelly Poop

Damn i just dropped a mean smoop

smoop by matt January 31, 2004