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Jazz Apples

noun, Big fuck off testicles

adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.

(Also the name of a type of apple)
"Fuck off Jonny or i'll put my fucking Jazz Apples in your mouth."

"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."

"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."

"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."
Jazz Apples by Babu Baloo September 1, 2011

Jazz my apples 

To feel ready, hyped, or excited
I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.
Jazz my apples by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018

Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them
Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples
Jazz your Apples by no02345t6 September 20, 2023

Jazz Apple 

Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn
Hey, Tesco are doing a deal on jazz apples, they're half price!
Jazz Apple by your mum gaming April 24, 2019