Mr. Hogge

Mr. Hogge's are very very sexy and get all the girls to fall for him. He has a long shlong, and animistic prowess in bed ;). If you ever encounter a Hogge, be wary, he will touch you in all the right places and make you scream in pleasure. Often times, his mate's names will be a Parker, or Jason. Hogges swing every way. They are a blessing from God and should be taken as one.