Swamp cheese 

A cheesy smell coming from the scrotum, usually caused from unwashed dumpster dick. Could also be caused from dipping your fresh cock into swamp puss. You stink up the whole god damn house as soon as you drop your drawers to wash blue cheese nuts. It a lot like fermunda Cheese. A stinky smells that comes fermunda your nuts. But swamp cheese is more severe.

I came home from a whores house and had the worst swamp cheese I’ve ever had!

Swamp cheese by Swampcheese69 April 4, 2019

Cheese Swap

1. The act of putting two halves of a bagel with cream cheese on them together, inadvertently transfering 60-90% of the cream cheese to one side or the other. Making sure you have one one side very dry as the other side has loads of cream cheese. Usually only happens when the bagel is still warm and the cheese is soft and pliable.

2. A real problem in the food industry.

I just ordered a bagel but the chick at the counter put the two halves together right out of the toaster... Now i'm going to have mad cheese swap.

I cheese swapped my bagel before I gave half of it to my girlfriend, she was livid she got the 'no-cheese' part.`

Cheese Swap by In Through the Out Door June 19, 2009