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Lane Tech 

Mostly white girls wearing tights to make their ass look bigger and only go to the games for the possibility of getting asked to homecoming or flirting with the football or other teams.
Wait, how does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than white? I literally see mostly vsco girls and white girls with booty shorts and crop tops in the winter?
Lane Tech by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019

Lane Tech 

There are five types of kids at this place: (1) the quiet, irrelevant Hispanic kids w crusty hair who make up 99% of the school, (2) the white guys that say the n word and ask for carts on their stories and, (3) the bitches that only communicate w TikTok dances,

(4) The large community of off brand Stephan Hawkings and (5) the LOUD ltacs who anime run to the 4th floor to do nicotine n turn their hair green
Lopez: Lane tech is like my asshole, it’s big, it smells, and u can fit hella ppl in there

Bald Pincipal: I miss my hair
Lane Tech by ElonMusk December 4, 2019

Lane Tech 

a school where the “smart kids” end up becoming stoners and having no friends. the rotc kids drag people down to the basement and rape them with their stupid little pins. mr lopez sticks his dicks in everyone’s ear until they put their fucking id on. with lane kids it’s either suck dick or get your dick sucked
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rotc kid: come down here faggot
retarded religious lane kid: no i’m saving my virginity until marriage

mr lopez: i want you to look at me while i fuck you to make sure you’re picture matches your face
Lane Tech by fatkid13 March 7, 2019

Lane Tech 

The best part of this place is that sum rando from Michigan can see ur sweatshirt n say that they went there in the 50’s
Type an example of how it’s used Lane Tech
Lane Tech by ElonMusk December 4, 2019

lane tech 

the most balla ass school in the Chicagoland area. fuck ya mean. so diverse, so large, so fucking awesome. although, i prefer NCP when it comes to academics. LT should start acting like a selective enrollment school. da fuck we got regular classes fo? this shit right here nigga, this shit right here nigga, right here nigga, this shit here nigga: this shit is the truth. fuck ya mean? LT: school of champions (in Chicago) we need to hit up a state title like ASAP.
lane tech!!!!! '08!!! '08!!!! '08!!!!
lane tech by Big G da MC December 6, 2007

Lane Tech 

A school where white skinny nerds run around the halls playing recorder and smashing short Asians
I go to Lane Tech. The nerds are fucking weird as shit.
Lane Tech by Ya Ya Yeetus March 27, 2019