1. One of the oldest Gaulish/Celtic gods worshipped in Gaul, Britain and Celtic areas of Austria and Spain. Also known as 'The shining one' or 'Bright one', Belenus or Belenos had shrines from Aquileia on the Adriatic to Kirkby Lonsdale in England.
2. A purple haired smut master who is skilled in the art of giving people bunny names. Possibly the
love child of Sid James for his love of risqué humour and
innuendo. Nice guy who will always help you out with a quest when you need a rare drop item. Top-man.
3. Turning any
conversation into a cheesy chat up line.
Girl: I want a piece of toast.
Guy: I want to spread you on toast and
eat you up.
Girl: Stop being such a belenus, I just gave you
sweet lovin' like
five minutes ago..... now make me some toast.