Sloozan 

A decrepit, boob of a woman with a face like an old catchers mitt. This woman will squander whatever money she has on useless trinkets and stuffed animals. Occassionally, she will put on make-up and brush her snaggletooth in a bathroom that has the stench of 100 year old urine. She cackles with the tone of wild, rabid hyenas. BEWARE!!

You can find a sloozan at the bar any night of the week.

Sloozan by Johnny Rainbow July 18, 2007

Lazy Shloozan 

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

Sloozin 

a socially acceptable form of slumming.

The time of the night when you/buddies are just looking for anything with 2 legs & pussy.

"The desperate attempt to find a sloozy at the end of the night"

1st kid: "yo man why is he all over that disgusting chick right now?"
2nd kid: "Hes just sloozin, give em a break."

Sloozin by Captain Squirrel April 22, 2009

sloomans 

This means slow in physical and mental ways. It's could be used in a phrase such as "snail sloomans" or "sloth sloomans" since snails and sloths are slow.

"Gosh that girl is so snail sloomans."

"You're always so sloomans!"

sloomans by 4Fun April 13, 2009

Sloozin 

The sleep you almost get and the time lost in the morning between the snooze alarms.

I was late this morning. Too much sloozin.

Sloozin by EricLM January 20, 2009

Snoozance

When you use 'snooze' function on your alarm so often that it becomes a nuisance, and interferes with your sleep.

Damn, I had to get up so early today and my alarm was being such a snoozance.

Snoozance by kaymono January 5, 2015