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Shitsickles 

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.
Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!
Shitsickles by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006

shitsickle 

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.
Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!
shitsickle by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

shitsickle 

1. Frozen shit on a pop sickle stick.

2. A dick with shit covered in shit.
1. May I have a bite of your shitsickle?

2. After they had anal sex, he got a shitsickle
shitsickle by funnydefinition March 30, 2011

Shitstickle 

A frozen piece of shit that is used later as a cool refreshment
Oh thats a yum shitstickle you have there
Shitstickle by STicklest February 14, 2019

Shitsticles 

a. Extremely hard feces.

b. A synonym for "damn" or "shit".
a)
- "Hey, what was that noise in the back?"
* "That was just me dropping some shitsticles."

b)
- "Looks like your steak got burned"
* "Oh, shitsticles."
Shitsticles by Sonaru. January 18, 2013

Shitsticked 

To be unbelievably tired beyond belief. When you have been physically and mentally drained that even the idea of sleep requires too much effort.
"I have had two exams today, then went to the park and played football for an hour and a half, then revised for two hours, and now I've only just got back from the gym"

"Duuude, you must be Shitsticked!"
Shitsticked by oldham92 June 2, 2009