Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

No skin off my dick 

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

No skin off my dick by borat412 October 12, 2010

no sweat off my dick 

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.

dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"

no sweat off my dick by d-wall March 4, 2009

shut that dick off 

The common angered response by someone who had their cell phone background changed to a picture of a penis or a dildo.

Eww Danny, who did that? Shut that dick off!

shut that dick off by Joey_Commander March 28, 2009

national cut dicks off day 

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

national cut dicks off day by Thantophopia April 12, 2021

off this like soft dicks 

We out of here

Yo boy we off this like soft dicks

off this like soft dicks by dark desus August 27, 2017