wet punch 

A small wet spot (usually due to urine)
on a man's underwear right at the tip of his privates.
Usually happens right after number 1.

John did not end up getting laid with Jane,
after he took off his pants only to reveal wet punch.

wet punch by Jonny Mark November 9, 2007

WET PANCHO 

When a man spreads his naked butt cheeks and presses his asshole into a sleeping persons mouth and rips a huge wet fart, leaving speckeld reminants of poop in the persons mouth and on their lips.

When Veazy was sleeping on Franks couch, Tuttle gave him a wet pancho and his breath smelled so bad when he woke up, so he ate some del taco out of the garbage.

WET PANCHO by Henning April 12, 2004

Wet Panchito 

When your Mexican boyfriend uses extra spicy lube.

Last time I got a wet Panchito, it burned while I peed for a week.

Wet Panchito by Guad or Ed's August 6, 2019