newsaphobic 

newsaphobic: adj. & n.
A person with a fear of news, or one who suffers from newsaphobia

John's remote was lost for an entire week and he was forced to watch Fox news... he is now a newsaphobic

newsaphobic by Sqrlzrus February 21, 2010

newsaphobia 

newsaphobia
–nounPsychiatry

an abnormal fear of watching or reading or hearing news. sometimes accompanied by anxiety attacks, or lunging for the remote.

My newsaphobia has me on edge as the 10 pm hour nears and I find myself lunging for the remote.

newsaphobia by Sqrlzrus February 21, 2010

Newphobic 

a person who Hates ANYTHING that is New whether it be new Games, New Shows, New Technology, etc.
Basically a lowlife, narrow minded individual and cannot accept change either.

Jake: Hey man do you have an Xbox Series or a Playstation 5?

Joey: Hell No dude those consoles are Hot Garbage, I prefer to play on my Xbox 360 or Playstation 3.

Jake: You're such a Newphobic piece of shit.

Newphobic by PugGamer 550 August 22, 2023

nisaphobic 

some dumb shit thing twt groups made up
anyway
DREAM IS GAY LMFAOOO

hey lol anyone wanna be my gf? i’ll take you out on a date Kiss (woman, woman)Kiss (woman, woman)Kiss (woman, woman)Kiss (woman, woman) sorry for bad quality ... twt is nisaphobic <3

#ANISD #ANITWTSELFIEDAY #ANITWTselcaDAY

Yes this is a real tweet.

nisaphobic by dream is gay December 10, 2020

nisaphobic 

some dumb shit thing twt groups made up
anyway
DREAM IS GAY LMFAOOO

hey lol anyone wanna be my gf? i’ll take you out on a date Kiss (woman, woman)Kiss (woman, woman)Kiss (woman, woman)Kiss (woman, woman) sorry for bad quality ... twt is nisaphobic <3

#ANISD #ANITWTSELFIEDAY #ANITWTselcaDAY

Yes this is a real tweet.

nisaphobic by dream is gay December 10, 2020