facewhining 

Sharing a meme or list on Facebook relating the horrible suffering your particular malady (real or imagined) causes you on a daily basis, letting the world know what a brave, unrecognised trooper you are.

'12 things everyone should know about fibromyalgia sufferers:

1: bloated beef curtains
2: ...'

'Ah, suck it up and stop your Facewhining!! Everyone has problems.'

facewhining by hooligan0068 December 19, 2013

facemining 

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.

e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."

facemining by MooseEyes March 16, 2009

Facelining 

v)The act of leaving excess foundation on the side of your face, leaving a very visible difference in color between your head and the neck down, making your face to seem more tanner and leaving an outline around your face.

I did not inform my freind of her facelining acts because of my secret she had let leak out a month ago.

Facelining by Carmen Fernandez February 23, 2009