Hairy tard 

a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.

"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."

"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."

"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"

Hairy tard by vintage tard November 2, 2004

hairtard 

A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.

It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.

hairtard by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019