Bovenizer

A bovenizer is a unit of measurement used by the majority of irish people worldwide, although when asked about it by a non-Irish person (a stadín), they will most often deny its existence.

The word bovenizer stems from a figure in Irish Myths and legend: Fálor Bovenizer. Fálor was a giant of a man who travelled with the great Irish hero : An mac tira. On one of their travels they came upon a large tear in the earths suface.
Bovenizer stretcheed across the span and allowed An mac tira's company to cross by walking along his back. The width of the span became a mesurement used by the people of Ireland.

Jim: "reckon you could make that jump?"
Dyl: "I dunno, it looks about one and a half bovenizers, thats kinda big"

Tour guide: Grafton street is over two hundred imperial bovenizers long

Bovenizer by Patrick Tira July 7, 2009

bonerizer 

Something girls use to give guys boners.

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Bowenize 

To report things that are true in isolation, but act to deliberately distort the overall message by a deliberate act of omission.

So called in honour of Jeremy Bowen, a BBC editor who struggles with the concept of objectivity, but is a term of general use.

The news reports of Hamas's missile attacks and Israel's response was clearly seen to be heavily Bowenized.

Bowenize by Fishter January 23, 2009

bonerizer 

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent

Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!

bonerizer by Marty North October 26, 2003

bovenize 

to drink like a cow

Amy was known to bovenize, so it was only a matter of time before she got a DUI.

bovenize by lovetractro February 15, 2013