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Spotified 

That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.

The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.
"No------ I'm specified."

"I don't want to get spotified."
Spotified by Janet Peterrrr February 10, 2019

Spotified 

To send someone a song, via the music application Spotify.
"I just Spotified you my new theme song I LOVE MY BITCHES, by Rick Ross. Listen to it before I punch you in the throat."
Spotified by J'Roam January 5, 2012

Spotified 

Unremovable skidmarks in granny panties.
Yo dude yo momma spotified her panties. Where's my tin foil hat?
Spotified by Tinfoil hat July 12, 2016

Spotified 

-I heard Jack's song was spotified!
-Really? Wow that's amazing let me add it to my playlist!
Spotified by Almighty Darkseid December 12, 2019

Spotifight 

When a group of people usually friends or family attempt to use a communal premium Spotify account at the same time from different computers resulting in the music immidiatly cutting out either end when they select a new track.
Nick: Time to listen to my Favourite album without any ads!

*Song Cuts out half way through*

"Your Spotify account is being used in another location"

Nick: What the?!... SPOTIFIGHT ROUND ONE!

*Begin's playing track again*

*Song Cuts out after a few seconds*

"Your Spotify account is being used in another location"

*Begin's playing track again*

...

and so on...
Spotifight by Bellend89 November 22, 2011

Spudified 

The process of being fucked by someone's work, hours sometimes days, after they've 'completed' it. Usually discovered late at night in a frustrating tantrum through VSS history.
"Fuck I just got SPUDIFIED!"

"I can't get that part of my life back! Damn you great potato!"
Spudified by Biproized October 7, 2009