weakjuice 

Extreme version of weaksauce; ie. Very paltry, lame, insufficient, and laughable in effort

I cant believe you totally ditched me last night. Weakjuice

weakjuice by drs3 February 18, 2008

Workjuice

That which sustains one during a grueling 9-5 cubicle jockeying session. Examples include coffee (usually the cheapest national brand with four scoops of generic powder creamer and sugar), energy drinks, tea, yerba mate, expresso, caffeinated soda, and the blood of the innocent.

Ugh, this flourescent lighting is draining my will to live... Thank Jeebus for my workjuice!

Workjuice by ReydelosLocos November 17, 2009