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The Festival of the Lost 

The Festival of the Lost was an destiny taken king event that occurred in 2015, from October 26 to November 9 During this time, Guardians were able to participate in various Halloween-themed activities and wear costume masks, which depict different characters in the game. A selection of Festival-themed consumables were also available.
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The Fest 

A 3 day festival in Gainesville, Florida where over 200 bands are invited to play in 18+ venues around the town. 40 times better than Warped Tour, 40 times less commercialized.
Person 1: I can't wait to go to the fest!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
The Fest by btmindustry July 19, 2009

Deep in the Feskew 

The act of getting super drunk, and engaging in random shenanigans with your fellow drunkards...
"Dude, what happened last night? I woke up wearing scuba fins, and a mexican sombrero..."

"Haha yeah. You were pretty Deep in the Feskew..."
Deep in the Feskew by Jordo31 November 10, 2012

The fesseden school

Sex. Just sex. Always sex. Nothing but. Sex
boys at the fesseden school are hot

The Shit Festival 

An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.
Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...

Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival
The Shit Festival by G. Sant October 19, 2010

The Ford Festiva Fiesta! 

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.
“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

The Jimmy Fest 

A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...

1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole

2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible

3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)

4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus

5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"

6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim

GREAT SUCCESS!
"Excuse me sir, would you mind going to the Jimmy Fest with me tonight?"
The Jimmy Fest by Bucko123 October 7, 2012