Detectorise 

The art of being a dectective. (Sarcastic)

Hey Mike, can you Detectorise this for me?

Detectorise by The Ribs Detective August 19, 2018

Delectoiser 

Any object which you cannot remember the name of at that moment.

I'll go get some paper from the delectoiser.
I need to talk to her, wait a minute i'll get the delectoiser.
Stu: Whats that thing that you use to dry a car?
Mr L: Oh that, its a delectoiser?

Delectoiser by David Stuart October 24, 2007

detectorist 

A person who uses a metal detector to find coins or gold in the dirt.

My detectorist buddy found some coins at the beach.

detectorist by J. Moses August 27, 2007

frost detectors 

a womans nipples

Hey man, look at Christa's frost detectors, they could poke an eye out!

frost detectors by monkeyjuice4824 August 25, 2008

Frost Detectors 

Alternative name for a woman's breasts.

It's a bit cold today. I've just seen the nips on Jane's frost detectors.

Frost Detectors by thecraftybutterfly March 9, 2009