Dirty Nigel 

Eating table scraps out of a girls cooch

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a dirty Nigel last night

Dirty Nigel by Jd of August 29, 2018

Dirty Nigel 

The act of: you put French fries (or any carb) on your butt and have seagulls eat them off so you get beak penetration.

“Bro, I’m not sexually satisfied anymore.”
“I heard that Bruce had a good time with a Dirty Nigel last night.”

Dirty Nigel by Spitfiremako August 17, 2018

dirty nigel 

Term used for a long haired person who tends to get drunk easy.

They have a tendacy to be small and week,

Hah that dirty nigel is so wasted hes eating buttercups!

dirty nigel by Joobe June 6, 2007

Dirty Nigel 

To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.

“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”

“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”

“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”

“Love you too you cheeky monkey”

Dirty Nigel by Rachel1980 August 9, 2025

Dirty Niels

The act fucking beloved pets and farm animals while you are fantasizing that it is your older brother.

Mom, Niels is doing the Dirty Niels again!

Dirty Niels by Glendobanano April 13, 2021