Woman 1: “Are you attracted to women?”
Woman 2: “no, except Beyoncé”
Woman 1: “So, are your bisexual?”
Woman 2: “No, I’m BEY-SEXUAL”
Woman 2: *Proceeds to go through Bey’s instagram feed, listen to lemonade on repeat ,and curse Jay-Z
Being only attracted to the British actor Benedict Cumberpatch. He is best identified by his roles in Star Trek, August Osage Country and the BBC series Sherlock. Why is this an actual sexuality? Because he's dead sexy.
"Isn't Justin bieber so cute??"
"Actually, no. Sorry, I'm bensexual."
"Whats that mean?"
Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are thatmentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again