Stewie 

The most intelligent/maniacal/deviant one-year-old you will ever see in your life, and clearly the best character on Family Guy. Seth MacFarlane is such a damn genius.

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

Stewie is a bad-ass muthaf****. Don't mess with the best.

Stewie by paper and pantry October 6, 2005

Stewie 

Stewie Is The The Baby On The Family Guy, In My Opinion The Funniest Show Ever

The Life Of The Wife Is Ended By The Knife.- Stewie Trying To Teach Eliza To Talk Right

Stewie by jdawg12 August 26, 2005

stewie 

Stewie is along the lines of hyphy, mainy, & ignorant.
(It's that bay area lingo.)

I'm feelin' real stewie today.

John is lookin' real stewie.

stewie by jz24 April 17, 2006

Stewie 

You can find him in vents mostly in New York City. Especially if the vent is bent and you can smell eggs. He likes to hide under beds and possess people. Stewie likes to jump out of windows without screens and scream "What what in the butt". You can find him hanging out with churros. New York would not be complete without Stewie. he can come to life if you write a fanfic about him.

Person 1: Why is our vent bent????
Person 2: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND GRAB A CHURRO BECAUSE STEWIE IS COMING SHAWTY GIRL

Stewie by Positive Trash Can June 30, 2017

stewie 

a baby character in family guy who somehow talks so explicit not even his family doesn't even realize

a friend with a dog that can somehow talk and once again his family doesn't realize or even fucking care about it, THIS IS WHY WE FUCKING TAKE MEDS FOR DOGS THIS IS WHY BRIAN GOT IN A CAR CRASH YOU FUCKING SHI-

the guy who rides a tricycle and talks so explicitly in which he cant even ride a bicycle. what were peter and lois doing while having sex again?

stewie: hey brian, want to time travel again back to the 1900s to watch the titanic sink again? aw man, the glory.
brian: FUCK OFF PETE-- oh woof woof? i mean nah man you can go yourself ive already been in the bar enough with peter that i cant even fucking talk straight.

lois: stewie dont mess with peter's underwear its too big for you to fit in!!!1!1
stewie: fuck no motha this is better than using the tight ass baby diapers i always use, always made me uncomfortable as shit.

brian: *doesnt realize a car is about to hit him*
stewie: DUDE WATCH OUT A TRIHARD CAR DRIVER IS ABOUT TO HIT YOU!
brian: bruh thats ridiculous you think that'll happen to my doggy ass va- *gets violently hit*

stewie by dankr4idiator July 21, 2019

stewie 

noun.
A semi-erect penis.

verb.
To have sex with someone with a semi and leave halfway through.

How did it go with Joe last night?

Fucking terrible. The bastard stewied me.

stewie by Jil-dawg April 26, 2014

Stewie 

Petter Griffon's son on Family Guy

Stewie just said that!

Stewie by WillyRob October 27, 2011