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A transvestite's penis. She looks like a girl, but has a weiner. A gweiner.
Bro, I was making out with that chick over there, and I reached into her pants and she has a huge gweiner! I knew I shouldn't have looked for a girls at this gay club.
gweiner by Eyedied May 31, 2018

german weiner geiner 

someone who sell german weiners at like a little mobile cart in the street.
They have to be wearing a white hat, a red and white striped apron and have a big moustache.

also used to describe someone who says "tackilish" whilst being tickle attacked by their best friend.
"you're such a german weiner geiner!"

Greinerism 

A disease characterized by alcoholism, drug addiction, anti-social behavior, crime, and agricultural inclinations. It often involves those who get belligerent when they are drunk and spend time in prison. This disease was first spotted off the shores of Lake Michigan amongst a family of loggers hailing from Germany. It is still prevalent in rural Michigan today.
"Dammit, Jeremy Greiner is spending ANOTHER summer in jail and Grammy doesn't want to pay his bond. Man, this family has Greinerism."

"I ain't fixin' to let Bill Greiner drive my Deere no mo'. He always goes out there drivin' drunk and breaks it."
Greinerism by Erica Romar December 31, 2011
"Hey did you know that Todd has a full on greiner? Wonder how he got it.

Nicki Greiner 

damn did you see Nicki Greiner??

hell yeah shes a queen
When a squirrel eats cum out of a taco bowl. It is very difficult and can result in injury to the squirrel. The picture shows the stress of a geiner to a squirrel.
Have you ever tried doing a geiner?”
“No”
“Good, it’s more difficult than you’d expect
Geiner by Joe Biden 1111111111111 February 23, 2021