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Haitani Ran 

A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.
Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.

Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.

Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.
Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021
Related Words

rindo haitani 

the younger of the haitani brothers. this mf is fine as hell just like his older bro; ran haitani. but ummm- as i was saying, this dude enjoys breaking bones.
Rindo Haitani (the men i want in my life).
rindo haitani by itsgaby November 1, 2021
Compact greeting excompassing both "Hi" and "Bye" in a single word.

To be used in online chat when it should be clear that there won't be any further discussion and the person who used it may go offline right away not to become available any time soon.
Your Friend is online.
Your Friend> haibai
Your Friend is offline.
haibai by mau-haibai March 9, 2010

Haitian Standard Time 

About 45 mins or an hour passed stated start time.

In the event that, a Haitian event is being thrown (Birthday party, Wedding, Church, etc...) it is normal for participants to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.

This was derived from EST (Eastern Standard Time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-ness

Party start time is suppose to be 4pm, Haitians arrive at 4:45 or 5pm because they run on HST.
Person 1: Dang! Church started and there's only 4 people in the audience!

Person 2: Yeah, dats that HST for ya!

Person 1: What?!

Person 2: HST, you know, Haitian Standard Time

Person 1: Lol!
Haitian Standard Time by Coicou August 1, 2011

Haitian American 

A person who holds American nationality but has Haitian ethnicity
I’m considered to be a Haitian American since I was born in the United States but both my parents are natives from Haiti - Ex 1

I was born abroad in Haiti to American parents which automatically gave me U.S citizenship at birth therefore I’m considered a Haitian American - Ex 2

I originally came to the United States as a Haitian immigrant but after living here for 5 years as a permanent resident I was able to naturalize and become an American citizen; therefore I am now considered a Haitian American - Ex 3
when you rub one out while behind the wheel of a Chinese knockoff
That Hawtai was so Smoke n' Dope.
Hawtai by Shougo June 14, 2022