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Sockfulloflove 

The sockfulloflove is an unfortunate sock belonging to an habitual masturbator, after a session with a poster or photo of the latest model or porn star (sometimes found by Mom when she collects the laundry).
Rick: Dude! What's that awful stink?!

Wayne: (Sniffs, then picks up his matress)Oh Shit! It's my sockfulloflove from a month ago!
Sockfulloflove by Jackball April 29, 2005
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The pale bruised-looking crescents of skin under a person's eyes.
Stan's shockfleshed eyes widened with fear when he saw It.
-Stephen King's IT
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Sockfulloflove 

Being an awesome or amazing person.
Wow, he's such a sockfulloflove.
Sockfulloflove by Everyone September 8, 2003

shockfuck 

When you think the sex is gonna suck but it turns out it’s mind blowing.
She looked like a shit fuck but turned out to be a shockfuck
shockfuck by Urbanthis March 27, 2019