lnstigate 

One of the CB Whores/Regs of Gaiaonline's Chatterbox

CBer: Heeyyy Guys.
lnstigate: ilu.
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CBer 1: That lnstigate person is weird.
CBer2: ikr?
lnstigate: You're about to get instigated in the ass.

lnstigate by screamandshout101 October 25, 2011

lostibate 

To masturbate to the television show "Lost" or one of the show's characters.

Yeah man, it's Wednesday, I'm going to go home to lostibate.

lostibate by lockecocke February 27, 2009

instigate

To start a conflict between other people just so you can watch. Can be between friends, between enemies, or between friends and enemies. Usually involves saying "he said she said you suck!" or some other much more colorful variant. Occasionally falls under the subtle art of interpreting a comment as incorrectly as is plausible.

Drew: "Why do you look so angry, Jordan?"

Akira: "I heard someone say the other day that Jordan doesn't like you, Drew."

Drew: "WHAT!"

Jordan: "Wait, I never said..."

Akira: "...Didn't you wonder where your milkshake went the other day, Jordan? Drew stole it."

Jordan: "WHAT!"

Akira: "That's cuz Drew thinks your haircut is ugly."

Jordan: "Oh really?!!"

Akira: "...And wants to challenge you to a duel."

Drew: "Whoa Akira, why are you trying to instigate?!"

instigate by Silver415 May 4, 2010

Lostigating 

The act of someone noticing interesting and relevant things in Lost.

A: "Did you notice that thing in Lost with that thing?"
B: "No I hadn't. Good lostigating!"

Lostigating by Lostigator February 12, 2009

Litigate

Even though this is a legal term, In northern california circles this word can mean 2 things: relaxing, lounging around, chilling out, etc -or- (when used with the question "what") going on, happening, up.

This term is usually used as the a greeting in this form:

"Yo! Sup parry, what's litigaten'?"
-Hey! how are you my friend, what are you doing right now?

And the normal response for that question must use the same word! like so:

"oh, you know, just litigations"
-Well, typical, I'm just relaxing.

The next part of the question goes like this:

"Aight,well then what's litigaten for tonite?"
-I see, what are your plans for tonite?

"I'm bout to jus' litigate"
-No plans really, just more relaxing.

Litigate by Jedd Rizzun December 6, 2004

LITigated 

a party in the law of lit-uation

I’m passed being lit, I am LITIGATED

LITigated by KikiKorruption February 9, 2022