Ass Curve 

A method used for increasing the rank of a random whore met at a bar or club. The curve is similar to that used by a college professor when his students all performed poorly on a test.

Stewart knew the girl he met at Reale's was only a 5 but using his ass curve, he bumped her up to a 6.5.

Ass Curve by tactrash June 19, 2008

curved ass 

it is when your ass is curved

Sally has a curved ass because of the way she is sitting.

curved ass by TrollerDefines November 18, 2014

An Ass that Could Cure Cancer 

A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.

Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.

An Ass that Could Cure Cancer by circuitlicker47 April 23, 2021

You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

You make my ass want to carve stove wood by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007