revalitaed 

A person who is incapable of using a keyboard.

When at work & you cant write an email properly - revalitaed

revalitaed by BobbBobo March 16, 2018

retalitarded 

Adjective describing a person or action taken in retaliation which is excessive for the circumstances.

Drunk guy A: "That cheddar dick over there just bumped into me. I think I'm going to throw my beer bottle into the back of his head when I am done drinking it."

Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."

retalitarded by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

realitard 

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.

Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.

realitard by SJBTexas January 6, 2012